THE BALLAD OF PAPA GOBLIN
This roasted poblano potion is the sauce that teaches you how to be a man. It’s not the spiciest, but it’s the one that always there when you need it most. It works the 9 to 5 so there’s food on the table to put that sauce on. Remember learning to ride a bike? This sauce is the one that taught you. You slather this on your face and it’ll teach you to shave. It reminds you to tend to all the little critters in your life. It’s like a firm handshake on a Sunday afternoon, and at the same time a stern scolding after a night of debauchery. Feel free to put as much of this sauce on as you want...don’t worry, it won’t tell mom.
Papa Goblin's Table Sauce